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I wasn't planning on seeing the last couple of episodes of
Enterprise. After all, I'd
noisily retired from the series a year ago and nothing I heard really made me regret it. Brent Spiner inspired a brief pang, but I got over that when I heard the plot of his arc. I don't like the word "fanwank;" I think it's unnecessarily vulgar and insulting. But nothing else fits.
Two things changed my mind: first, the
awful coverage. Too many news articles about the end of
Enterprise seem to be
written by horribly biased Trekkies (no, not "Trekkers"). I want to be
informed about these things.
Second: the desperate last-ditch move of hiring
actual writers. (I hear Manny Coto was pretty good too, but nothing was getting me back for a full season.)
The verdict? Not too bad but not great. "Terra Prime," the one with the writers, was a solidly entertaining action story, not without its coincidences and cliches, but mitigating them with some surprise twists and the best villain I ever saw on
Enterprise. "These Are The Voyages" opens with a clever conceit, but the story rationale makes no sense. Trip's story really doesn't have any relevance for Riker except "sometimes it's okay to disobey," and I think Troi could rack her brains and come up with a slightly better parable than
that. Unless Riker was really meant to learn the lesson, "hook back up with your ex now, because you never know when you might die in an explosion." That would have been funny, but I can't tell if it was intentional.
The actors did a fine job, ESPECIALLY Connor Traineer, whose best scenes were the highlight of both shows. Linda Park finally got a couple of interesting scenes (watching her try to dismiss a nine-year-old crush was great fun). Even notoriously unhappy camper Jolene Blalock turned in some great work (and no wonder she was unhappy: I still counted two incidents of T'Pol abuse, and I wasn't really trying).
All in all, a somewhat dignified end to an otherwise embarrassing chapter in science-fiction history. Worth seeing if you have some personal stake in
Trek. But if you just want a good popcorn SF fix, stick with
Clone Wars. And if you want the kind of intelligent SF that
Trek used to be, read a good book.